People Are Posting Their Toddler’s Insults On Twitter, And My Gawd Kids Are Ruthless

Mic drop savages.

It’s a pretty universal understanding that raising toddler’s isn’t for the faint of heart. They’re opinionated. They are rule breakers and now people are posting their toddler’s insults for the world to read because they are also completely ruthless.

Anyone who raises a child or has ever been near a child between the ages of 18-months and 3-years-old probably knows that this age group is the best at coming up with creative insults. Kids this age also love to speak their mind, have absolutely zero filter or chill. And that just happens to make the best insults that you probably can’t even help but laugh at.

Toddlers are at the developmental stage is just at that perfect point where they’ve gathered enough language skills to get by, but not a whole lot of seeing the whole picture thing we get as we grow older. The result? Hilarious insults that burn even the mightiest thick skin.

People have started to band together and have taken to Twitter to share their toddler’s insults for the world to read after one person tweeted that their toddler’s insult was fierce. There is nothing like the company of fellow parents and other adults who can’t believe they’re licking their wounds so hard over a small child’s words.

These insults are next-level and chances are you’ve probably got a toddler who is throwing these at you.

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Devan McGuinness

Devan McGuinness is the Managing Editor of Moms and she's has an odd obsession with useless movie and TV trivia. She's one of the weird ones that reads IMDb trivia instead of watching the movie. When she's not at work you can hear her answering the question "why" twenty-billion times thanks to her four kids. Got something to say? Send me an email at

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