There’s This Thing Called A ‘Poop Knife’ And Apparently A Lot Of Families Have Them


There are a lot of fun stories many of us could share about growing up in our families. We all think our families are a little weird and there are strange things we all do that we don’t think any other family has. And the opposite can be true too. When we think something we do is totally typical, only to be revealed that yeah, your family is weird. Just ask the dude who found out the hard way when he shouted that he needed a poop knife. Yes… a POOP. KNIFE.

An anonymous confession hit Reddit earlier this week and it shook the world. Why? When I read the confession for the first time I thought I was going to wake up the entire house. I laughed so hard it hurt my stomach. The way the story was told, the realization that no one knew what he was talking about? OMG…

The confession began with a sentence I thought was going to be the confession itself, but it escalated. Quickly.

“My family poops big,” Yep, that’s how it started… and it gets better.

“Maybe it’s genetic, maybe it’s our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won’t flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.”

Then it takes a turn quickly and the poop knife is introduced.

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Devan McGuinness

Devan McGuinness is the Managing Editor of HMC and she's has an odd obsession with useless movie and TV trivia. She's one of the weird ones that reads IMDb trivia instead of watching the movie. When she's not at work you can hear her answering the question "why" twenty-billion times thanks to her four kids. Got something to say? Send me an email at

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