12 Things You Should Never Say to a Mom With a Big Chest

4. “What size T-shirt do you want?”

The stupidest question you could ever ask a big boobed mama. I haven’t seen an XS shirt since I was in the 4th grade.

5. “What are you going to do when they start going south?”

Cry. Weep. Pray that they eventually don’t touch my knees, although I know it’ll happen sooner rather than later.

6. “Your husband must love them!”

And? That doesn’t mean you have a right to know. And please, don’t ask about any motor boating, either.

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Joanna has been following the world of entertainment and celebrities since '05, having served as the Editor-in-Chief of Celebrity News Service and as a personal assistant for one of the original James Bond screenwriters, producer Kevin McClory during her days in Ireland. These days she’s a mother, warrior, celebrity writer and Disney dreamer. And she eats a lot of peanut butter M&Ms, as well.

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