It’s Mother’s Day weekend, so people everywhere are sharing sweet, touching tributes to their mamas. Honestly, we should make Mother’s Day a week long event, don’t you think? We MORE than deserve it. It’s the hardest, but most rewarding thing most of us will ever do. And while the days are long, and the nights are longer, and there are times when your kids are the very last people you want to see, admit it: you love being a mom. Why wouldn’t you?
We’re smart, we’re innovative, we’re the strongest people on the planet.
We keep actual human beings alive for a living, and don’t get paid a damn cent to do so! Moms are the best. And while some people are sharing heartfelt messages about their moms this week, others are going for comedy, and sharing their favorite mom quotes.
Jimmy Fallon rounded up some of the best mom quotes he could find and read them aloud on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. You guys, these cracked me up! I don’t think I’ve said anything quotable (at least nothing that would make it past a TV censor). But I can totally remember my own mom saying the weirdest, funniest stuff when I was growing up. She had strange names for household items, or nicknames for us and other people in her life. Leave it to a mom to take a simple phrase and twist around until it’s hilarious.