Sometimes I hate watching certain movies because more often than not I know how the story is going to end. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy chases girl to know end. Girl plays hard to get. Boy then plays hard to get. Girl never calls back or replies to text messages. Boy moves on to next girl. Girl #1 is left pissed that the chase is over.
But then certain circumstances lead them into each other’s path’s again, they realize they were meant to be and live happily ever after, or at least until the credits start rolling at the end of the movie.
I mean, it’s a Hollywood formula that we’ve seen way too many times, right? Well could you imagine if Hollywood take a page out of the Internet’s handbook and start writing films that sounded more like funny memes with unpredictable punch lines at the end? I would pay premium cinema ticket prices to see that happen. Sadly, that might not happen anytime soon, though. That’s why we’ve got some of the funniest and most clever jokes and insults we’ve seen on social media. Let me warn you though, some of these might make you pee just a little.
Here are 10 of the most clever insults on Twitter!
1. Divorce, Please
Talk about awkward. Here’s hoping the introduction was made after the divorce papers were signed. Otherwise, someone is getting kicked out of the house soon!
2. New Model
Unfortunately, it just doesn’t work that way. And no, you can’t exchange one for a newer model at Costco, either.
3. Smoke Break
Sometimes it’s like a domino effect. And 30 minutes later his boss caught him smoking pot with his employee and two kids outside of their office.